Oscar Mayer Bologna
The age of being ridiculed and food shamed for liking bologna has gone far too long. It’s time for Oscar Mayer to rally all the believers with bologna in their heart.



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INTRODUCING:  Knights of the Round Deli Meat.
A prestiguous organization of bologna lovers.




Membership
Buy bologna and register to become a member.







Buy bologna to earn points and get gear.




In-store
Reserved parking spots at grocery stores. 





People seem to believe the deli case holds the best meat. So we’ll send a bologna loaf to the butcher (yes, a bologna loaf).




Partnerships
NHL & NFL

Fried bologna sandwhiches should be sold in public, where people are already endulging in nostalgic food, like “hot dog a la sports venue.”






Halftime bologna catapult challenge.




Runescape
Quest for the Holy Bologna




with GL Richardson and Carly Harrison


Mark